Seeking God’s Gift to the CSS Community

October 3, 2007

I’m looking for someone to chop PSD files into clean, W3C-compliant CSS layouts. If you have a keen aesthetic sense, replete with Macbook and box frame glasses, great. However, I already know many talented designers who are shit coders. I don’t care if you think black looks good with orange, or if you can’t tell mauve from burgundy. I just need you to know CSS.

I will shower you with riches and glory if you can do it right. However, if I catch you confusing an id with a class, notice repetition in your stylesheets instead of clean cascading (why do you think they’re called ‘cascading’?), or see so much as a single table used for non-data purposes, you are FIRED.

Telecommuting acceptable. Javascript a plus.

4 Responses to “Seeking God’s Gift to the CSS Community”

  1. Erkki Says:

    If you do find someone, please tell me if he/she has a twin:)

  2. Jim Menard Says:

    Guess I’m not qualified: I think it’s OK to use tables for layout occasionally, as long as they are used sparsely, not nested ad infinitum with lots of spacer images.

    For example, just yesterday I used a table to lay out four textareas (containing copyable video embed code) horizontally, each with a title and descriptive text above it.

    So much for being showered with riches and glory. Sigh…

  3. elChe Says:

    Death to tables! Down with classes! CSSZENGARDEN FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. m Says:

    I’ll admit to using tables for layout sometimes. This is why I want to hire someone who doesn’t! And hell no, Erkki… if I find the perfect CSSer, he AND his twin are mine. :)

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